How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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