I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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Thank god you give bj's, otherwise you'd never shut up!
Well if you plan on falling down the stairs we don't need to use a condom
did someone say...bj?
"rerouting... Rerouting... Destination reached: Penis."
The inner adolescent is making me say then you'd have a 1 in 3 shot of still getting it right.
I might push said OP down said flight of stairs if she doesn't shut up. After said blow job of course
They do make an app for that.
Yup. I hate when people post about this because that app has been around a while
Lmao
My God, could this text be any dumber?
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