My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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