We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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