I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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