Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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