she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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