I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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