Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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