a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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