Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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