Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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