How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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