New low: just hacked my moms facebook
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
This is my gift to your gina
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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