Your tits are I can't wait for
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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