you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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