i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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