He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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