Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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