i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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