just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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