Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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