dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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