I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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