I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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