just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We have so much sex to catch up on
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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