Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You ruined the universe
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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