my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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