I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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