i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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