Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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