do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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