Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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