Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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