he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize