I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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