i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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