So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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