My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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