I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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