Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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