You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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