i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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