She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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