You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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