I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
it wasn't lemon gatorade
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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