the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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