That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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