I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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