I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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